Every England fan knows the five stages. It starts with "we're in the easy group" and ends, roughly a fortnight later, with "wake me up in 2030."
The 5 Stages of World Cup Grief. A public health warning you can wear.
😩 Why You'll Wear It
The entire emotional journey of a tournament, printed on one tee
Soft, proper 100% ring-spun cotton — built for actual humans, not catalogue models
Designed in the UK by people who actually watch the football
Print built to survive the celebrations and the commiserations
⚽ Perfect For
Every stage of the group stage
The mate who swore this was finally our year
Watching through your fingers in extra time
Anyone who's googled "can England still qualify if…"
Wearing in hope, then in mourning
🍻 The 11Shirts Promise
We don't do plastic fan merch. Just proper t-shirts for proper supporters with a proper sense of humour — designed in the UK, for fans who actually watch the games. No plastic fans here.
Fit & Details
100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz / 153 g/m²)
Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, quarter-turned to avoid centre crease
Unisex fit, true to size — available in classic black
