VAR. Kick-off times moved for the telly. Half-and-half scarves. Three new kits a season. Hydration breaks. Shiny new stadiums with all the atmosphere of a dentist's waiting room. And yes, Roy Keane's prawn sandwich brigade gets a mention.
Somewhere along the way, football got polished, priced up and rescheduled to Monday night. This is the list every proper fan has been keeping in their head — now chalked up across your chest.
The list. Written down at last.
📋 Why You'll Wear It
Chalkboard-style handwritten list that starts a conversation in any pub
Soft, proper 100% ring-spun cotton — built for actual humans, not catalogue models
Designed in the UK by people who actually watch the football
Every grievance you've ever aired on the walk home from the ground
⚽ Perfect For
Fans who remember 3pm Saturday kick-offs and proper terraces
Anyone who refuses to buy a half-and-half scarf on principle
Dads, grandads and anyone with strong views on hydration breaks
Starting a debate at the bar
🍻 The 11Shirts Promise
We don't do plastic fan merch. Just proper t-shirts for proper supporters with a proper sense of humour — designed in the UK, for fans who actually watch the games. No plastic fans here.
Fit & Details
100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz / 153 g/m²)
Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, quarter-turned to avoid centre crease
Unisex fit, true to size — available in classic black
